Over the last few weeks, I've been trying to keep track of the funny things my kids have been saying. It's usually always good for a laugh. And sometimes it makes me so proud. So I thought i'd share a few with my fellow readers.
(A converstaion between Zion and Riah while on the way to church)
I don't know what started the converstation, but Trevor looks at me and says, "I think they are talking about Heaven." So i turned my kid ears on and began to listen.
Zion says, "There won't be any computers in Heaven. Or Wii's."
Riah says, "And there probably won't be any electricity in Heaven."
Zion says, "No...cause Jesus will be the light. "
Riah says, "yeah."
Zion says, "and He'll be very bright. But not blinding bright. Just a nice bright that will light up everything."
Riah says, "Brighter then the sun."
(and then we arrived at church and the conversation ended.)
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Trevor always tries to have devotions with the boys before bed. Sometimes I sit in on it and other times I don't. (depends on Glorianna) During this particialar discussion, I was glad I did.
Trevor is asking the boys, "Who came first...Noah or Abraham?"
Zion says, "Noah."
Trevor asks, "Who came first...Moses or Joseph?"
one of the boys (i don't remember who) said, "Moses."
Trevor asks, "Who came first...John the Baptist or Jesus?"
Riah says, "Jesus."
I said, "Are you sure?" to which Riah replys, "Yeah...cause Jesus just always was."
Needless to say, neither Trevor nor I could say that he was wrong when he put it that way.
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This morning , Glorianna comes running up the stairs looking for me.
"Mommy!" she yells.
"Hey Glorianna. What's wrong?" I ask.
She hands me a piece of paper that she has drawn a picture on and says, "The turtle is stuck in the page and he's crying. He needs a bottle."
I said, "Well, give him a bottle. "
She says, "I can't. He's mad at me."
"Why?" I ask.
"Cause he's stuck in the page. Can you jump in the page and save him?"
So then I say, "Well, why don't you skidoo into the page and save him?"
"Ok" she says. Then she takes her paper downstairs and trys to jump into it.